Why are you wearing the royal bath towel?

为什么你披着皇家牌毛？

I literally started with bath towels duct taped to my arms and my feet.

一开始确实是用牛皮胶带将毛粘在手臂和脚上。

Again, you don't need anything fancy. A bath towel will do. A beach towel is great.

不需要多么好看 就可以了 沙毛就更好了。

You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded my boyfriend's favorite bath towel.

你真砸烂过她表？哇！做过最坏事情是，撕碎了男朋友最喜欢。

Some bath towels and some hand towels.

一些和一些手。

You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded my old boyfriend's favorite bath towel.

你真砸了她手表？哇哦！做过最过分事情只是剪碎了男朋友最喜欢。

Amy's out buying his and hers bath towels.

艾米现在去买情侣了。

She draped the bath towel back over his naked body.

她把披在他赤裸身体上。

Now, if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to go cry into some bath towels.

对不住各位了，要去找个洗手间哭一哭。

Look , this little girl just took a bath , and now she is wrapped with a bath towel and sitting on the floor .

你看， 这个小女孩刚洗了个澡，现在她被裹着， 坐在地板上。